Nothing says “romance” quite like an Archelaus card!

Posted on Friday, November 27, 2009, at 2:35 pm, by Cadwalader Crabtree.

Next Valentine’s Day, or any other time you want to assure that special someone of the depth of your regard, why not give our latest checkbox card, “Taste in carrion”?

Okay, so it features vultures. These noble birds perform a valuable ecological service, and deserve a better reputation. Besides, who is to say that such sadly misunderstood scavengers do not lead impressively vibrant romantic and sexual lives?

At any rate, they appear to have better luck in that department than card designers do.