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About Us

If we had anything so hackneyed as a mission statement at Archelaus, it would probably revolve around the idea of keeping ourselves well amused by producing smart, sophisticated, pleasantly peculiar cards that will delight our many fine customers.

But since we don't have anything like that, the less said about the matter, the better, really.

So, who are we anyway? Well, on the creative side, it would be fair to say that Archelaus employs mostly hopeless degenerates who are well known to the police. On the business side, however, we hire only upstanding citizens of the most outstanding probity. So, there's nothing to worry about, folks, honest! Just relax, order a few fine cards, and go back to sleep.

If you are a fine merchant who is interested in carrying our cards in your retail establishment, please allow us to direct you to our wholesale portal.

If instead you wish merely to be entertained, the Archelaus archives contain many diverting items. On the other hand, if you wish to be deeply bored, our various official policies are also available for public inspection.

Whatever your desires, we hope this page, such as it is, has quenched your thirst for knowledge about our modest enterprise, but if not, you could always seek enlightenment through the FAQ. You could keep an eye on our Facebook page. Or, if you are really desperate, you could always e-mail us. You could even join our mailing list in the hope that it might yield some insight, although frankly that doesn't seem very likely.

Archelaus - Fine Cards

P.O. Box 4942
Washington, D.C. 20008

In business since October 2005,
in case that impresses anybody.

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