General Staff Communique No. 10
Posted on Saturday, November 14, 2009, at 4:40 pm, by Customer Service Minion #2.
Pushing north from La Crosse, Archelaus has reached Superior, Wisconsin, across the St. Louis River from Duluth, Minnesota. Red Mug Espresso, an independent coffeehouse, gallery, and music venue, has been infiltrated and will shortly place Archelaus cards on sale. This powerful flanking movement is deemed to pose a grave threat to Minnesota, and calls for the governor to declare a state of emergency continue to be reported from St. Paul.
