General Staff Communique No. 8

Posted on Saturday, October 10, 2009, at 11:42 am, by Customer Service Minion #2.

After lulling the enemy into a false sense of security by doing absolutely nothing for awhile, Archelaus is once again on the move, seizing more territory near Duke University in Durham, North Carolina. Specifically, a sizable shipment of holiday cards is now on its way to the women’s clothing and gift store Vaguely Reminiscent at 728 Ninth Street.

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