General Staff Communique No. 7
Posted on Wednesday, September 16, 2009, at 9:32 am, by Customer Service Minion #2.
An Archelaus task force, armed with a particularly large and diverse order of our fine cards, is advancing rapidly down the Door Peninsula in eastern Wisconsin toward the small town of Sister Bay, a popular vacation spot and home of Viva La Cabin and Viva La Cottage, stores widely known for their vintage-inspired collections “from flea markets to France.” Although no enemy activity has been reported in the area, all opposition will be ruthlessly suppressed.
