General Staff Communique No. 5
Posted on Friday, August 21, 2009, at 11:51 am, by Customer Service Minion #2.
In Wisconsin, detachments of Archelaus troops advancing north from Milwaukee and south from Egg Harbor are converging upon the town of Manitowoc, on the shores of Lake Michigan, in order to seize control of LaDeDa Books & Beans.
In North Carolina, airborne forces are about to land on Ocracoke Island in the Outer Banks, with the goal of storming the Island Ragpicker gift shop.
A certain amount of devastation is to be expected in both instances.
