General Staff Communique No. 4
Posted on Monday, August 3, 2009, at 12:18 pm, by Customer Service Minion #2.
Archelaus’s conquering legions continue to sweep all before them!
In North Carolina, our forces are now ready to push into historic Wilmington, where the Two Sisters Bookery stands undefended in the Cotton Exchange shopping complex.
Innocent civilians are advised to take cover.
