General Staff Communique No. 2
Posted on Tuesday, June 30, 2009, at 7:11 pm, by Customer Service Minion #2.
Archelaus’s strategic plan for North Carolina continues to unfold, with new amphibious landings upon the Outer Banks expected within days. The Island Bookstore, with outlets in Corolla, Duck, and Kitty Hawk has been the target of heavy preliminary shelling.
In Wisconsin, an Archelaus commando unit has infiltrated as far north as Stevens Point, where it has orders to seize the heavily fortified Paper Doll Stationery Boutique.
Mary McComb wrote (on July 6, 2009, at 5:58 pm):
Paper Doll Stationery Boutique is happy to have been conquered by Archelaus’s troops. We waved the white flag in utter submission as soon as the misbegotten sea creature rolled in. Our customers are very pleased with the occupying forces.