Archelaus presents a checkbox card for graduation!

Posted on Monday, April 13, 2009, at 5:42 pm, by Cadwalader Crabtree.

So you've graduated! Congratulations and good luck pursuing your chosen career in criminal mischief.

At the kind suggestion of one of the fine merchants who purvey our wholesome and uplifting products, we have expanded our popular line of notorious checkbox cards with a design specifically for graduation.

It is that time of year, after all.

We trust this card will serve its purpose without causing fainting fits, gastro-intestinal distress, or regrettable outbreaks of violence. Of course, should we prove mistaken on any of these points, we disclaim all legal liability.
 

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